( there are two wolves in you: one that is loyal to bob reynolds, and one that is loyal to ani mikheeva. therefore, )
hi dr dickwad! merry christmas!!
( bob? is kind of always acting strange, in adrian's experience. he acts happy to see adrian. he smiles and laughs with him. they throw arms around each other like old buddies and then try to wrestle each other into submission (adrian tries to wrestle bob, who tolerates him like an overly enthusiastic dog). all things that are very strange. )
what'd you do?
( bob's not in his room. adrian steals one of his sweaters and goes to track him down — has anyone ever noted how difficult it is to track a slut down? he could be anywhere. embry would usually be square one, so onto square two: yelena? )
[ there aren’t enough words in the dictionary to get into why this is both true and absolutely deserved. why didn’t you just leave him alone, embry? because you’re a piece of shit and you’re going to hell. ]
He showed me what was inside him.
[ a pause, because that sounds like bob did something to him. both times — the sentry, and the thing that comes after — hadn’t embry been the one to goad it out of him? because you wanted to be hurt. and it worked. it’s just that the only thing he’s good at is moonlighting as a functional person while he’s hemorrhaging on the inside. ]
I asked him to. I made him do it. But he wasn’t okay after, and I haven’t seen him since.
( "not the sentry." who else is there taking residency up inside bob? (and is this more whore behavior, the likes of which adrian will never fully comprehend?) )
he's the strongest guy here. why the fuck would you push him?
[ is “because i’m a miserable piece of shit” an acceptable answer? “because i wanted to know all of him” is definitely not one, almost as bad as “i thought i was good enough for him.” fucking stupid. when has he ever been good enough for anyone? ]
It wasn’t planned. I wouldn’t hurt him on purpose.
[ another lie, when he already has. more than once. ]
you must think i'm the dumbest fucker in this place that i might answer that, dude
bob's important. he's the only friend i have that actually likes me. if i ever find a gun in this place and it only has one bullet, it's going right in your skull. kablam! 🧜♂️
FUCK no it's going in saber's. ugh i HATE when there's more than one person i want to kill. maybe there will be two bullets?? in that case you're number two buddy*!!
Put that on a memo and I’ll sign it. The one about me. Not Saber. That has nothing to do with me.
[ how low is that bar, if bob basically likes everyone? ]
I’m not asking you to tell me where Bob is, I’m asking you to find him and make sure he’s okay. I don’t think Bob and I will be seeing each other anymore.
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Hi. Bob’s roommate?
Thanks for the presents.
Can you check on Bob? He’s not acting strange, is he?
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hi dr dickwad!
merry christmas!!
( bob? is kind of always acting strange, in adrian's experience. he acts happy to see adrian. he smiles and laughs with him. they throw arms around each other like old buddies and then try to wrestle each other into submission (adrian tries to wrestle bob, who tolerates him like an overly enthusiastic dog). all things that are very strange. )
what'd you do?
( bob's not in his room. adrian steals one of his sweaters and goes to track him down — has anyone ever noted how difficult it is to track a slut down? he could be anywhere. embry would usually be square one, so onto square two: yelena? )
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He showed me what was inside him.
[ a pause, because that sounds like bob did something to him. both times — the sentry, and the thing that comes after — hadn’t embry been the one to goad it out of him? because you wanted to be hurt. and it worked. it’s just that the only thing he’s good at is moonlighting as a functional person while he’s hemorrhaging on the inside. ]
I asked him to. I made him do it.
But he wasn’t okay after, and I haven’t seen him since.
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dude
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If this was about his hole, why the fuck would I be asking for your help?
[ fucking being the only other thing he’s good at — ]
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Not the Sentry.
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he's the strongest guy here. why the fuck would you push him?
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It wasn’t planned.
I wouldn’t hurt him on purpose.
[ another lie, when he already has. more than once. ]
Do you know where he is?
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bob's important. he's the only friend i have that actually likes me.
if i ever find a gun in this place and it only has one bullet, it's going right in your skull. kablam! 🧜♂️
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in that case you're number two buddy*!!
*if bob's hurt
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The one about me. Not Saber. That has nothing to do with me.
[ how low is that bar, if bob basically likes everyone? ]
I’m not asking you to tell me where Bob is, I’m asking you to find him and make sure he’s okay. I don’t think Bob and I will be seeing each other anymore.
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you just said you wouldn't hurt him on purpose. unless you're a liar as well as a bitch
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Since you're someone Bob actually likes, I need you to get off my ass and go help him.
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you suck dude
i'll find him. no thanks to you.