best friends forever chat.

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YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

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( thinking........ )

okay
only if i can introduce you to dnd

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[ Area man about who is unknowingly about to regret this moment: ]

Isn't that a board game

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( )

close
well kinda
it's a table top roleplaying game
it's fun!! you'll like it. strategy. like football!
i'm a great dm
that's dungeon master

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Like a commissioner

[ This is what they call people who manage a fantasy football league btw. Putting the words "dungeon master" aside..... ]

Never been more thrilled to find new and exciting ways to think outside the box, ace
What're the rules?

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totally

( only commissioner bro knows is gordon because according to reddit he’s been buttfucking batman for years. ha! losers. )

first you have to make a character
have you seen lord of the rings? who’s your favorite character?

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[ Suspiciously short pause: ]

Liv tyler

[ Like, obviously. ]

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( why is he the coolest guy ever )

dude awesome
that’s galadriel
no shoot that’s the other girl. arwen i mean
she’s like a mega hot elf so that would be your race and then she can i think move rivers or some cool shit so probably sorcerer or wizard for class??? @ everyone chime in ok

1/2

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[oh my god🙄🙄🙄]

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adrian if you don't stop i'm going to drown you

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yeko aren’t you like ancient or something
you’ve GOT to have opinions on lotr

omg dude you could’ve MET tolkien

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for my standards i'm not that old, but i'm older than you💫

i don't believe i have and even if i did i wouldn't tell you😈

[haggle]

holy shit
can you shut the fuck up about your harry potter fanfic

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dude jkr got cancelled like 10 years ago

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ok??
so why are you still larping her bullshit bro

@bob

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i don’t think jake is a wizard type
got anything punchier?

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totally!!! you think like a fighter?
or a monk maybe?

@koby

[kobes]

[he tried to refrain but he has to balance out the psychic damage ani is inflicting:]

Arwen was the last generation of High Elves, but in the books her powers were limited to limited foresight and typical elf like grace -- they added the river powers as a nod to Elrond's complete sovereignty over the land of Rivendell, since the Anduin is part of that territory and as his daughter Arwen would have similar abilities. However, she was also the personification of the Evenstar, which called back to her lineage as a descendant of Beren and Luthien and, before that, the first king's of Numenor and thus the line of High Elves descended from the Valar. With that in mind, she'd fit best as a cleric, considering the religious bent and her role as Undomiel.




But it's up to Jake, he can pick. :)

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i’m not reading all that but whatever this guy said

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"river powers"
lol so she's a slutty plumber
roll to drain the septic tank

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[ guess who has two shaking thumbs and too much creatine in his body to deal with this

With the textual energy of someone saying tell me about this picture you drew, kiddo: ]

What's a valar

[resurrected]

Those are some very hostile reactions
Are you okay Adrian?

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ha totally!!! they’re just messing around
wanna play dnd with us oa?

( we do need at least one girl to beat the sausage party allegations 😔 not that there’s anything wrong with that )

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[ Adrian don't think this about him if it were a normal month ending in R Jake would be shadowboxing outside with his shirt off like a chronically shredded loser. ]

Empire records

[ That's it that's the text. Also, ]

Guess I'm landing on elf and fighter
What're the win conditions in this game, exactly

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( "what're the win conditions in this game" is it not enough to sit around pretending to be an elf with your bros? at least it makes sense why he and ani are together now — nobody wins dnd. )

you win when the story's done!! and hey, i'll throw you a pizza party

( 1. cannot get pizza in the woods 2. could not afford pizza party back at home 3. has misplaced his wallet which has 4. american money. or at least american dust mites. )

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Depends if you're going 5e or rolling old school.