best friends forever chat.

[quizzes]

YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

Comments

text — un: 24CARATLABUBU

[quizzes]

hi guys!! i want to let you all know i did some of your laundry and will be delivering tonight
so if you were looking for it, that’s probably where it is
🧜‍♂️

[ingeniar]

You're keeping track of whose underwear is whose right

[metabolizes]

oh so thats where my underwear went
dude a lil more heads up next time

@TRICKY🦊

[endow]

why👏did👏you👏do👏this

@ JEM

[medals]

ur the knicker thief

i see

[hiyakai]

why don't you get me a fresh change of clothes instead, bestie?

[ all the clothes he has right now is what he's currently wearing. it's a sad life. ]

[ text ] » @chernayavdova

[obmanchivyy]

not sure if weird or oddly charming, but thanks?????

un: claws couture

[roomies]

You stole everyone's laundry?? The thought is nice but at least ask first???

IDEK where to start.

@bob

[sensive]

dude if you do all the laundry from our cult cottage i have nothing to contribute

@oa

[resurrected]

Oh
That was nice of you
I'm not even a master

un: alphabitch

[ragesagainsttheodds]

please tell me u didnt wash my hunting stuff

@buck120

[maoa]

[ everyone’s already been on him for going through their shit without permission, so: ]

thanks but please just ask next time.

if anyone’s missing a pink lace thong i think i have it.

@gingerailed

[dead_tongue]

omg thank yooooooooooooooooooou

sorry for all the dirt but i sleep on graves so it happens.
and sorry for the cum stains.

@blackrock00; text.

[temporicide]

I didn't realize this many people here still wore underwear

Educational. Thank you

@wanda

[wundagores]

[oh. that's —]

That's a lot of work to take on by yourself, Adrian. You didn't have to do that.

@koby

[kobes]

Oh, that's
Very strange and nice.

@hangman

[ailerons]

[ what the hell sure meme.jpg ]

👍
Appreciate it, ace

[ Jake Slightly Approves +10. ]

un: 🦋

[haggle]

( nope. after a few moments of slapping that blessed leave the group button: )

ANI MIKHEEVA has left the chat.

[buio]

Hi
Thanks and don't ever do that again

✉️ text — un: homelander.

[breeding]

who the hell is this

[ does he mean adrian? does he mean the other people in the chat? yes!!! ]

[deadnerve]

are you sure you aren't on coke

[quizzes]

dude no way
i’d never do drugs

@hawkeye

[purpura]

i pride myself of being an extrovert

but man, you're making me feel like such an introvert rn

@ 🦋

[haggle]

LISTEN UP SLUTS AND SOLDIERS
the queen's got something to say

adrian went kamikaze and got himself smoked playing gi joe in honor of yours truly
so we're gonna throw a memorial the exact way he woulda wanted. you know what that means?
yeah, i'm holding all your asses hostage 'til you drop something for him here

don't give a shit what you post up. a note, yesterday's nudes, a goddamn minion for all i fucking care. whatever
but our dumbass better have something to read in this chat when he respawns or he's gonna bitch and whine bout it

(BANNED PHRASES: "rip king 💀 💀 💀", "he's with the angels now 🪽", "f in the chat", "fly high 🕊️". say "thoughts and prayers" and pray this fist don't lay you out)

get to work, bitch
YOU GOT 24 HOURS BEFORE I START NAMING NAMES ❤️

[ingeniar]

[ For lack of anything better to send, Tony submits, for the gc's edification and delight, a photo of Stephen Strange, caught mid-sneeze.

(An artist's rendition.) ]