best friends forever chat.

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YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

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ANI MIKHEEVA has been added to the chat.

[haggle]

the fuck dude

( hang on. )

ANI MIKHEEVA has left the chat.

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ANI MIKHEEVA has been added to the chat.

it keeps glitching

[haggle]

so this is what hell would look like if satan paid for fuckin wifi

ANI MIKHEEVA has left the chat.

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ANI MIKHEEVA has been added to the chat.

ani if you keep leaving how am i supposed to know where to put your laundry?

[haggle]

( so this is what it feels like to come full circle and be on the other side of cyberbullying. that's new. )

leave it with my bitchboy @ hangman. thx alfred
playing maid is basically his personal pornhub

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none of this will fit jake

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well…………

( he doesn’t know what kind of airplane cake mr big fat dick is packing, or if it’s well suited to a sparkly thong. he could be talking shit right now — unforgivable in the bro code. )

actually jake would look fire in anything
i support him

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[haggle]

yeah? my personal favorite accessory on him is a muzzle
maybe i should get you one so you can match ❤️ tweedledee and tweedledumbass

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[haggle]

i meant for FOLDING
not flaunting his lily white asscheeks around like tragic mike
holy fucking christ adrian

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ani they’re already folded
do you want me to unfold them so he can do it?

( mother (master) please the children (adrian) yearn for the mines (easy to follow instructions) )

also there’s no way jake’s ass isn’t tan
i mean i haven’t seen it but sometimes you just know things

[haggle]

yo. bro
does pacemaker know you're eyefucking other men's goods like that?

& keep em folded
he can run the inspection line
you better hope you got the wrinkles squared away 🙂

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it's peacemaker and i'm just appreciating. jake's obviously a handsome guy. anyone could see that
you're the one flirting with him which is pretty dope

HA easy peasy






which one of us is tweedledumbass

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[haggle]

( )

[haggle]

changed my mind
you're officially tweedledumber

idk sounds like you want me to step outta the way so you can shoot your shot, baby
you're riding his dick so hard it's gonna chafe raw

[ailerons]

Atta boy

[ Not not the verbal equivalent of being slapped on the ass!! ]

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( the atta boy heard ‘round the world. adrian will live off this high forever )

🥰🙌🏈

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[ "bitchboy"?????? ]

i lied 2/3

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3/3

[ailerons]

[ fuck it ]

Honey, you know how I feel about you calling me names

[haggle]

oops 💔
sorry baby

( woman who has only genuinely been sorry a total of 5% in her lifetime. on the heels of a suspiciously long pause .... )

i forgot everything i say ODs your dick on viagra :(

[ailerons]

What can I say
You are always making an impression on me, милая

[ Consider him hooked on phonics. ]

[haggle]

real cute, lt

( but like, for real, actually. this is going to ruin the world tour her reputation. )

we got a name for that yknow
подкаблучник

( literally a man under the heel, politely ignoring that the phrase ends with of his wife. see ani's preferred translation: fucking whipped. )

[ailerons]

[ A beat.

Mostly to rifle through a limited, if growing, mental glossary with an increasing sense of self-satisfaction: ]

Now I am sure you cannot possibly be calling me names, Ani
Not in front of our very new best friend

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[haggle]

( our very new best friend. disgusting. immediately, with all of the squeamishness of a girl relentlessly chased around the playground with a wriggly spider: )

ok EW
shut the fuck up