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best friends forever chat.
YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA |
YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA |
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leave it with my bitchboy @ hangman. thx alfred
playing maid is basically his personal pornhub
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well…………
( he doesn’t know what kind of airplane cake mr big fat dick is packing, or if it’s well suited to a sparkly thong. he could be talking shit right now — unforgivable in the bro code. )
actually jake would look fire in anything
i support him
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maybe i should get you one so you can match ❤️ tweedledee and tweedledumbass
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not flaunting his lily white asscheeks around like tragic mike
holy fucking christ adrian
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do you want me to unfold them so he can do it?
( mother (master) please the children (adrian) yearn for the mines (easy to follow instructions) )
also there’s no way jake’s ass isn’t tan
i mean i haven’t seen it but sometimes you just know things
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does pacemaker know you're eyefucking other men's goods like that?
& keep em folded
he can run the inspection line
you better hope you got the wrinkles squared away 🙂
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you're the one flirting with him which is pretty dope
HA easy peasy
which one of us is tweedledumbass
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you're officially tweedledumber
idk sounds like you want me to step outta the way so you can shoot your shot, baby
you're riding his dick so hard it's gonna chafe raw
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there must be a Little denial in the atmosphere
he said his dick is big
i'd rather have a small dick for that
( adrian he can read this )
right? that's probably better
( virgin loser )
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damn
so you're telling me peacefaker's packing a quarter-inch killer? 💔
i'll send funeral flowers to your prostate
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[ Not not the verbal equivalent of being slapped on the ass!! ]
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🥰🙌🏈
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i lied 2/3
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Honey, you know how I feel about you calling me names
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sorry baby
( woman who has only genuinely been sorry a total of 5% in her lifetime. on the heels of a suspiciously long pause .... )
i forgot everything i say ODs your dick on viagra :(
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You are always making an impression on me, милая
[ Consider him hooked on phonics. ]
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( but like, for real, actually. this is going to ruin
the world tourher reputation. )we got a name for that yknow
подкаблучник
( literally a man under the heel, politely ignoring that the phrase ends with of his wife. see ani's preferred translation: fucking whipped. )
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Mostly to rifle through a limited, if growing, mental glossary with an increasing sense of self-satisfaction: ]
Now I am sure you cannot possibly be calling me names, Ani
Not in front of our very new best friend
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ok EW
shut the fuck up
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but i can't break out the good stuff in front of your new boyfriend :(
wouldn't wanna watch you strike out with him
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Whatever you say, кошка
Don't worry, it's not serious
Never know what to do when a man in glasses asks how I feel about a dungeon
(No offense intended, ace)
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you're setting him up for failure cause no bitch is even playing in the same league i do
cute your answer to that hard-hitting question was "admit i beat off to ani's renfaire lookalike" btw
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