best friends forever chat.

[quizzes]

YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

Comments

[haggle]

yeah? that's me grading on a curve

starting score = 10
+ 2 for knowing his place and folding my shit
- 3 for touching my panties (automatic penalty, no appeal chief)
- 10 for looking like my ex-husband without the tax bracket to match
+ 3 for not crying like a little bitch every time i talk
- 2 for having the energy of a dude who's about to ask us all: "but guys... what are we?"
+ 3 for potential future use as a human coatrack (tall, stringbean motherfucker)
- 10 for dragging me into this groupchat (patty hearst situation)
+ 1 because i believe in charity cases
- infinity for thinking he's getting a threesome permit to double park this pussy (lol not happening)

final score: 6/10, rounded up from negative infinity because i'm generous like that ❤️
ani's score: 20/10, no math needed - you already peer-reviewed this ass