best friends forever chat.

[quizzes]

YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

Comments

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no way — peacemaker's dick is massive!
we've just never had sex
i mean not together
we've just had threesomes a lot because we're best bros

[haggle]

uh huh
& let me guess
placematmaker's slinging size XXL

[quizzes]

it's peacemaker and i've never measured

[haggle]

yeah? that's what i said
greasemaker
just so we're clear you and me ain't doing any of that brojob bonding shit together

[quizzes]

that would be a good name if he was a robot or something!!

haha
totally 😉

[haggle]

thought he was since you keep hyping him like he's fuckbot 5000

ew dude
i'm serious
we're not doing group bonding thru gangbang

[quizzes]

omg dude fuckbot 5000 is even better!!
they should pay you to name superheroes

i’m totally with you
😉

1/2

[haggle]

[haggle]

yeah you're right
i was just fuckin with you

just run that little pitch by whoever you wanna invite, see what they say
send screenshots ok?

[quizzes]

ani i don't want to like
"have sex" with you
i wanna be your friend!! which i am. even though you want to act cool about it

( but that was an instruction so. tender adrian reporting for threesome duty. )

[haggle]

( genuinely the first time being friends with a man is worse than him wanting to fuck you. )

dude i don't even KNOW you

[quizzes]

what would you like to know? i'm an open book

[haggle]

ok
your full name
mother's maiden name
social security number
name of your first pet
house # and street you grew up on
birthdate & zodiac sign
credit card details

[quizzes]

trick question i’ve never had a pet