best friends forever chat.

[quizzes]

YOU'VE BEEN ADDED TO THE CHAT THE BESTICLES 💖 ANI, BOB, CLARK, DEVON, ENID, HOMELANDER, IGGY, JAKE, JEM, KAI, KATE, KOBY, NATASHA, OA, PTOLEMAIS, REN, ROZA, SAM, TONY, WALLY, WANDA, YEKO, YELENA

Comments

[haggle]

changed my mind
you're officially tweedledumber

idk sounds like you want me to step outta the way so you can shoot your shot, baby
you're riding his dick so hard it's gonna chafe raw

[quizzes]

more like tweedled um brrrrr it's cold in here
there must be a Little denial in the atmosphere

he said his dick is big
i'd rather have a small dick for that

( adrian he can read this )

right? that's probably better

( virgin loser )

[haggle]

( oh sweetie........... no........ )

damn
so you're telling me peacefaker's packing a quarter-inch killer? 💔
i'll send funeral flowers to your prostate

[quizzes]

no way — peacemaker's dick is massive!
we've just never had sex
i mean not together
we've just had threesomes a lot because we're best bros

[haggle]

uh huh
& let me guess
placematmaker's slinging size XXL

[quizzes]

it's peacemaker and i've never measured

[haggle]

yeah? that's what i said
greasemaker
just so we're clear you and me ain't doing any of that brojob bonding shit together

[quizzes]

that would be a good name if he was a robot or something!!

haha
totally 😉

[haggle]

thought he was since you keep hyping him like he's fuckbot 5000

ew dude
i'm serious
we're not doing group bonding thru gangbang

[quizzes]

omg dude fuckbot 5000 is even better!!
they should pay you to name superheroes

i’m totally with you
😉

1/2

[haggle]

[haggle]

yeah you're right
i was just fuckin with you

just run that little pitch by whoever you wanna invite, see what they say
send screenshots ok?

[quizzes]

ani i don't want to like
"have sex" with you
i wanna be your friend!! which i am. even though you want to act cool about it

( but that was an instruction so. tender adrian reporting for threesome duty. )

[haggle]

( genuinely the first time being friends with a man is worse than him wanting to fuck you. )

dude i don't even KNOW you

[quizzes]

what would you like to know? i'm an open book

[haggle]

ok
your full name
mother's maiden name
social security number
name of your first pet
house # and street you grew up on
birthdate & zodiac sign
credit card details

[quizzes]

trick question i’ve never had a pet