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well would it help?

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i will bite you if you make ONE attempt

( maybe worth it…? )

it COULD help im just saying

give five reasons why it would help me

dude no one’s ever had five reasons for doing anything ever! so unfair

okay 1. you could do other stuff at the same time 2. i made a sugar scrub i can use 3. it will give you a sense of superiority 4. i’m very attentive and good with my hands 5. i trained to be a Excellent bather with monks in nepal that last one’s a lie i ran out

funny
if you were telling the truth about nepal, i'd have let you bathe me 🦊

p.s. i'm going to steal the sugar scrub

( 😭😭😭😭 )

okay 🧜‍♂️ i’ll give it to you on one condition

[currently otw to steal his scrub, but:]

ugh 👺 what's the condition?

you tell me what your favorite scent is

[she hates you adrian, because this is an oddly thoughtful thing to ask, more than anyone has asked since she arrived, and she's balking at the screen for an abnormally long amount of time. she spends so much time in denial she leaves him on read for an hour and stomps and huffs while she does chores of her own because scent is of high importance, and she misses it, and even if he figured out a way to do something with her answer it wouldn't be the same experience.]

[of course. he probably doesn't know why she doesn't respond. or why she finds his question more thoughtful than others, even if he knows she's more animal than human.

or he does, which makes him worse for asking.]

after the rain while dew is on the leaves and the animals are still sleeping and all you can smell is pine and water and earth.

( predictably — adrian has zero idea of the question he just asked, or why it might effect yeko. his actual intentions are a lot more humble in nature: if she’s taking the sugar scrub, he wants her to like it. the scent listed might be a bit of a challenge, but there’s yet to be an obstacle adrian has ever backed down from, so he’s not planning to stop now. pine needles are easy enough — maybe boiling in oil will take out their scent? it’s experimentation time. )

whoa good answer!! i like cleaning supplies 🧜‍♂️ and fresh laundry