( god. so this is it. in adrian chase, she's finally found the spiritual equivalent of a vibrator dying mid-buzz — the serial offender behind every single orgasm she's ever had sabotaged by inconvenient timing and thinner walls. netflix can stop asking why women kill — ani's officially cracked the case. )
lol
( — with homicidal levels of horniness darkening her heart. anyway: )
no that's ok you can't bring that dice and numbers shit up around jake he flunked out of sesame street math :( i don't want him to feel left out just cuz he can't outcount big bird & that count cunt you guys can have your fun tho 🫶
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lol
( — with homicidal levels of horniness darkening her heart. anyway: )
no that's ok
you can't bring that dice and numbers shit up around jake
he flunked out of sesame street math :(
i don't want him to feel left out just cuz he can't outcount big bird & that count cunt
you guys can have your fun tho 🫶