( why are you texting me if we're in the same room ... adrian confirmed ani's little secret? meow. )
omg dude that's great!! i have to explain the rules to you and jake too anyway we can do a group facetime remember the pandemic when everyone was all like 'i haven't seen peeps in forever, lets pretend to enjoy group games so we have an excuse to get drunk at noon'? actually that never happened to me but it'll be like that!!!
( god. so this is it. in adrian chase, she's finally found the spiritual equivalent of a vibrator dying mid-buzz — the serial offender behind every single orgasm she's ever had sabotaged by inconvenient timing and thinner walls. netflix can stop asking why women kill — ani's officially cracked the case. )
lol
( — with homicidal levels of horniness darkening her heart. anyway: )
no that's ok you can't bring that dice and numbers shit up around jake he flunked out of sesame street math :( i don't want him to feel left out just cuz he can't outcount big bird & that count cunt you guys can have your fun tho 🫶
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omg dude that's great!! i have to explain the rules to you and jake too anyway
we can do a group facetime
remember the pandemic when everyone was all like 'i haven't seen peeps in forever, lets pretend to enjoy group games so we have an excuse to get drunk at noon'?
actually that never happened to me but
it'll be like that!!!
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lol
( — with homicidal levels of horniness darkening her heart. anyway: )
no that's ok
you can't bring that dice and numbers shit up around jake
he flunked out of sesame street math :(
i don't want him to feel left out just cuz he can't outcount big bird & that count cunt
you guys can have your fun tho 🫶